You’re on vacation. It’s beautiful. You’re on the beach and have no worries whatsoever. Life is great.
All of a sudden, your bare foot brushes against something hard in the sand. You bend down and brush away the sand and find a lamp. The kind a genie comes in. Educated by the many genie in a bottle jokes you’ve heard, you know just what to do. And you do it. And, predictably, a genie comes out.
He says “I will grant you any one online wish. Anything you want online that does not yet exist is yours. You can have anything you want. Data Portability? No problem. Privacy? Bush league, but sure. Anything you want, but you only get one wish.”
So, what do you ask for?